Ms. Failin' is an adult star that will be representing us in our national campaigns. When interviewed at her last public appearance at Billy Bob's "Dew Drop Inn" she was heard to state "Heck, I can see Alaska on my T.V. set 'cause I just got cable!" The interview then had to be cut short because Ms. Failin' fell off of the table she was dancing on and sprained her ankle. Lucky for us there was a doctor at the bar and he immediately administered first-aid and several shots of Jack Daniels. We expect her to be healed up and back on the campaign trail in a few weeks. Well-wishers can send their emails of support and condolences by clicking here.
Now that pole-dancing is being considered for an Olympic Event, could beer-pong be far behind? We think beer-pong's time has come! What do you think? Contact us to voice your opinion or, better still, tell the U.S. Olympic Committee at their website U.S. Olympic Committee
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